Look at you, all curious.

I get it, I’m nosey too.

So you want to know who you are working with? I get ya.

Here’s a little about me…

I hate doing just one thing. Having one job title boreeeeeees me. I like excitement. So I do a bit of everything (you may have noticed).

A jack of all trades if you will.

“Jack of all trades, master of none” I hear you thinking. But do you know the full quote?"

“a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”

Thanks Willy Shakespeare.

So not to toot my own horn or anything, but I like to think I do a good job of all the services I offer.

What else do you need to know about me?

I have a Border Collie crossed with a Bearded Collie crossed with a little bit of German Shepard. (Turns out he’s a bit like me). He’s called Max and is my favourite thing in the world… when he’s not stealing my shoes.

I live in Aberdeen. You know that city on the coast of Scotland famous for oil? Yeah I don’t blame you if you don’t know it. But that’s where I live. And I know nothing about oil. Other than my partner works in it and he does something with pigs. Maybe they’re good at finding oil? Who knows.

Are you still reading? Christ, good on you.

Seriously though, it’s time you stopped reading and just contacted me. I mean you owe us both that. You probably know more about me than my parents do at this point.

Let’s work together. And I’ll try not to get freaked out when you ask me about Max and I wonder how the hell you know about him.

Toodles.